Thursday, March 3, 2011

Female or male?

This is the age old question among all the experts in the TS/TG wars. I have never really cared enough about it to want to become an expert because it is sort of silly but that is just my opinion and I am really just a silly older woman or worse according to some.

Did you know that inanimate objects can be male or female? No!! Here is just a short list with their assigned gender.

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.




EGG TIMERS:
 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.



PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 


 
TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.



 
HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.


 

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. 


 
WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.



 
TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.


HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally    handy to have around.


 
THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. 

1 comment:

Katherine said...

This is awesome!!!!