Some men just never learn!

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?   IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?   DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGY AUSTRALIA WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?   I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS,   WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?  IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED,  FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?   DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?   I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS, THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR?  THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE SAYS.  DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?  I DON'T THINK SO.  I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS...............

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU  BAKE?

SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!

Female or male?

This is the age old question among all the experts in the TS/TG wars. I have never really cared enough about it to want to become an expert because it is sort of silly but that is just my opinion and I am really just a silly older woman or worse according to some.

Did you know that inanimate objects can be male or female? No!! Here is just a short list with their assigned gender.

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.




EGG TIMERS:
 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 

 

TIRES:

Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

 

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

 

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. 

 

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

 

TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally    handy to have around.

 

THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying. 

Finding important books we all need

Finding books some of us might enjoy reading is difficult at times. There is an old adage that does say it all though. It might aid some of our experts but who knows.



Confucius say,  "If you are in a book store and cannot find  the book for which you search, you are obviously in the